How to Piss off My Husband

1. Take a 5 hour class on Sundays
2. Prepare for my five hour class on monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday.
3. Take David Ortiz's name in vane.
4. Mention the two hour HBO special i'd like to watch during the Red Sox game.
5. Sign up for salsa lessons but tell him we're just meeting friends for dinner. Surprise!!!
6. Replace his Sam Adams with Sam Adams Light
7. When he slaves over the stove, tell everyone I made the meal
8. Tell him what I really think of his family
9. Discontinue his Times subscription to pay for a new pair of shoes
10. Take his car for a spin and return it without any gas.

this is just for starters.